Hello, Sloth Sleuth

Congratulations, you’ve beaten mysteriousurl.com. Which has earned you exactly 12,931 mystery points. Which are less mysterious than they sound. They’re worthless, actually. You might try redeeming them at Sloth Punch Club, but I wouldn’t hold your breath.

This probably doesn’t explain things enough for you. Here’s the quick backstory: I did a billboard a few weeks ago that took off online (you may have seen it). As a result of that story, Clear Channel Outdoor gave me a free billboard to promote my business. I decided to do something more fun than pure self promotion. Mysteriousurl was the result.

Now that you and your valuable eyeballs are here, I feel like I should advertise something. How ’bout … my friend Randall. He’s a real estate agent, and very Zen about pretty much everything, and he will agent the heck out of some real estate for you. Should you need that sort of thing. He doesn’t know I’m doing this, so tell him Matt recommended him. He totally owes me now.